Where are the Retractable Earphones?

No doubt Sharper Image will come up with some eventually but as of post time I've not found any that suit.

There are some places that offer them for less than $20 bucks but *gosh* they are not Apple Store white and don't have the extra long plug needed for the neatly contoured but recessed jack at the top left edge of the iPhone.

At least now there is a use for that sculptured leather coin purse I picked up at a street market in Budapest.